I've got one word for you: Forbidden.
Fantastic Planet (IMDb) was a 1973 French film by René Laloux with a distinct lack of Canadian star power.
Whereas even I know, just from paying attention to Rocky Horror song lyrics, that "Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet (IMDb) / (Wo oh oh ohhhhhh-oh) / At the late-night,…

(a) Your view of socialism feels a bit hard-line, practically in line with the Marxist model where it's merely a stepping stone to achieving Communism. Socialism, much like Capitalism, is rarely so sharply defined. (Your assertion is kind of like saying, "Donald Trump isn't a capitalist, capitalism is when private…

4chan should not be getting trolled by Twitter liberals.

#TooSoon

HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! (Basically, the list of charges is just the entire contents of his IMDb credits listing.)

If you were a subject of the Queen, the "Land of Confusion" video was even more layered, because those were actually puppets fromSpitting Image, a juggernaut (at the time) of a TV show known for its unflattering political and pop-cultural satire.

And he was so charmingly befuddled. The Hugh Grant of his time, really.

Well, that was a quick second honeymoon. If he's convinced himself that he actually said "strategery", because he's clearly a hilarious and clever guy who's most fondly remembered for his endearing and goofy antics, then he can get right the fuck back to fucking the fuck off.

This feels like too engaged, interested-if-not-exactly-positive a review to end with a twist summary sentence like, "Regretfully, it’s not quite entertainingly unforgivable enough to be worth reading."

Then maybe America needs to quit being such a fragile snowflake that can't take a joke. No harm seems to come to those who can laugh at themselves. It's hard to see why we'd really have that much to worry about from a single catered affair per year.

If it wasn't for his daughter, this dillhole would've accomplished absolutely nothing of value. (However, his daughter is Elle King — who's completely awesome — so I suppose he gets credit for one thing.)

I should've known someone would beat me to that.

It was also performing all weird, and Facebook would only show the first half, because the GIF encoding was all screwy. So I fixed it, lowered the speed a bit, and Imgur'd it: http://i.imgur.com/rnFoDJJ.gif
(Usersubs post: http://imgur.com/gallery/rn… )

That… is fucking perfect.

SRSLY. I made an Imelda Marcos joke to a 22-year-old recently (one of our neighbors had thrown out like a dozen shoeboxes in the building recycling) and he was all *blankstare*.

Savage 2016 missed him by that much!

Aww, why no love for KH? He's tiny and adorable and if (when) he gets too annoying you can lock him in a cupboard. I want his pancakes!

Even more depressing than that is how often I see right-wingers holding up that video as "proof" that all police brutality is the fault of the victims.

Plus, he did wear a monocle and top hat, and tap-dance about Planters® a lot.

Mmmm, Josh DuHOTmel.