Is it "spaceship"? I've watched that bit three times now, and I can't quite figure out what he's saying, but I think it's actually something more like "space shit" or "space jizz". Which is, of course, even funnier.

… … …Did Stan Lee just make a cameo in my comment thread!? o.O

I quite liked Hughes' closing paragraph, but the close of Collider's review wins for its savage brevity: "Rating: ★ – Just No."

Courtesy of Cracked's article "6 Actors Whose Offscreen Lives Are A Hilarious Surprise", enjoy my favorite tweet in the history of ever: Dave Bautista, excited as a kid on $SEASONAL_HOLIDAY, holding up the Dudley Do Right thermos he finally obtained for his massive vintage lunchbox collection after 5 years of…

Every time I see Baby Groot's tiny clothes, it makes me unjustifiably happy.

Not "me", that's for sure. #DoNotWant

It's GHW Bush's vision finally come to pass, A Thousand Points Of No Consequence Whatsoever.

Fair enough.

John Parkinson really should've employed Disqus' new <spoiler> tag, which was specifically added for such occasions.

"Your opinion is an excellent example of its kind."

That's the Eye of Thundera, you fool. Those things are a dime a dozen. (Without the Sword of Omens, anyway. You know how things lose value when they're not kept in their original packaging.)

I think your "make him identical to the star of the movie?" assumption might be going a bit too far. They said that Cumberbatch did the motion capture for Dormamuu. That doesn't mean we won't still see the standard-issue "Ghost Rider's Long-Lost Twin" version of Dormamuu at some point, just that he'll have Benedict's…

He is kind of preposterous for the big screen. Some things don't translate. Kind of like how Doctor Who needs to admit that the Cybermen are stuck in the 1970s, and just don't work in the 21st Century.

I've always though the best Marvel villain was Mark Millar, personally.

Oh, hardly nitpicking, in fact before responding I went back and checked whether they'd touted it as any sort of "exclusive" or whatever (though that didn't seem like AV Club's style) at any point. But they hadn't, they were just relaying some behind-the-scenes details IGN picked up. Sounds to me like your…

Wait, are you seriously complaining that the giant spoiler warning (and smaller interstitial reminder) wasn't good enough, and they should've done more to dissuade you from reading?

"Showbiz exclusive"? They're reporting on something posted on another site (IGN), so they'd really have to stretch the definition to claim an "exclusive".

Cape and flaming head? I was hoping they'd update the costume a little for modern times, maybe dress him in something a little less comics-stereotypical. Like a stylish and forgiving Dormuumuu.

Thor: "What hoyay, mortals!"

Oh, come on, people. @hoodedjustice:disqus 's "not to be rude or anything…" was a pitch-perfect parody of @avclub-7f4069db8c7d02ea9f8984a3962d5eef:disqus 's original "not to speak ill of the dead…". You're supposed to be applauding, not kvetching. Get the JOKE, dammit!