NOOOO!! It's not possible! That can't be the quote!

Oh, Gene. You're such a Hack, man.

It's a revealing commentary on our stereotypes of the French, that I can't figure out whether that was supposed to be "stared at" or "snarled at".

Suddenly I see you as Pigman in "PCU".

Sorry, all I have is this fuckin' shinebox.

Maybe if the equipment crew weren't on crack, they'd experience fewer technical difficulties.

The goggles, they do nothing!

But those are never really the people that get pissed off, @nibbledipoe:disqus. It's the people like you, who feel the need to be offended for them. Which you've now done twice over, by deciding that's who @Schmoker:disqus's comment applies to when there was no reason to take that leap.

That's actually Nate Corddry, dressed as Rob, dressed as John Wayne Gacy! TWIST!

In Quebec, are they required to scare you in French as well as English?

I was thinking more along the lines of "Ramble Tamble" for a CCR track

"Starred in Johnny Mnemonic" is an awfully big stretch just so you can reach that digital implants joke, Señor O'Neal. "Wandered onscreen during Johnny Mnemonic", perhaps. (Though we are, of course, suitably impressed that you took the time to pull up Henry Rollins' IMDb page, in writing this piece.)

Believe it or not, jugga-broni was beaten to the punch on that one by years. Here's a commenter on this (totally SFW) photo of a law-librarian, making the same crack way back in 2007!

Coming Out Of Their Shells got a frickin' concert tour, if anything they were crying all the way to the BANK!

Hmm… OK, but since this sequel is shaping up to be as much a sausage fest as the first soundtrack, how about we balance that with some Jefferson Airplane? You can never get enough "White Rabbit", anyway.

That's a lotta fiber! Your username isn't going to be applicable for very much longer…

Plays along on the Mouse Organ. Terry Jones wasn't using it.

What's your take on places and things?

He'll do that regardless.

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