Presumably people stupid enough to say something stupid in front of a camera are also stupid enough to sign whatever you put in front of them.

I’m pretty sure he’s going there to show that the people of Haiti aren’t “shithole” people.

Or maybe Conan is going to go there and show that shithole countries are filled with good, decent hardworking people who deserve our love, respect and empathy.

Trump was actually referring to the people as “shithole” people. The country itself isn’t trying to emigrate; it’s the people that are trying to emigrate.

Yes, exactly. It isn’t that he said they were shithole countries - what’s the point of debating that? It’s that he said people from them were inferior, and don’t deserve to leave them for a better place. 

That wasn’t the reason Trump called the place a shithole, though. It was the people. All Conan has to do is show the people of Haiti to protest Trump’s statement.

+1 giggity

Twice now, Cosmos will have come back at a perfect time.

Five year delay between seasons?  What are we, England?

I”ll have.....BIRTHDAY CAKE!

Dean-dn’t know that! Thanks for the tip.

Also, I greatly appreciate Chuck for calling Fenton Pelt “Pelton,” because you know they made that name to have Chuck dean-liver that Community reference.

This guy is clearly a dick. Nix one idea: don’t pardon Agnew.

Fair enough. lol.

730AM on a Saturday is when the Prem (and sometimes La Liga) generally kicks off, and it is the best.

Yeah, cause that’s really how discourse works.

Usage! There’s no such thing as a decapitated head. Like literally-- if you remove the head from a head you’ve got nothing left. Decapitated body, severed (or disembodied) head.

In total number of felled guest stars, perhaps, but most likely not in shortest screen time for any given guest star before death, which was the record in question.

I enjoy the runner as well, but credit where credit is due. No one’s touching Police Squad’s record: