Right. Though Barry repeatedly asked Fuches to take him to a hospital, even saying once that he was dying.

It was shoddy police work for the cops to have said that the voice on the voice mail “sounds like” Gene. They needed to get a forensic audiologist in there to examine the recording and establish that the speaker could not have been Gene. Luckily, Gene has been released anyway.

We did see him reload once.

I disagree with the idea that you can find better of jokes on Twitter. But, even if you could, please realise that Saturday Night Live is about more than the jokes. Its primary power lies in the performances. A reasonable person cannot look at Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Heidi Gardner, Kenan Thompson, and, yes, Alec…

The reflexive dismissal of Alec Baldwin’s Trump impression is most tiresome. What’s more, this critique is completely anti-artistic.

Now I want to know what Andrew Lloyd Weber thinks of Paul F.’s impression of him.

Not only should there be no international draft, there should be no draft at all. Anyone who doesn’t already work for a Major League organisation should be free to sign with any organisation.

Idiots who defend the draft will cite the Yankees’ dominance as the reason for the draft’s creation. But, even if one team were…

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They are certainly not NBD. They are, however, inescapable if you wish to follow big-time sports.

If someone were to choose to renounce all pro sports and to follow only local amateur athletics, on the grounds of disgust over the moral degeneracy of team owners, that would be a respectable and consistent position.

But…

The whispery tone that Fuches used in the phone call might have made it hard for an untrained person to detect the difference between his and Gene’s voices. But a police forensic audiologist examining the recording would be able to tell them apart with ease.

Fuches’s southern accent and Gene’s New York accent are very…

The propoganda is that which paints Abu Dhabi as uniquely evil. In fact, there is no morally sound way to get rich enough to own a major sports team.

I am perfectly aware that the owner of NYCFC is a deputy prime minister of the UAE, a country in which homosexuality is illegal. Just as I was aware when I was a kid and…

Right. Even if Barry gets there in time to kill Fuches before Fuches can kill Gene, this still leaves Gene vulnerable to arrest — though forensic analysis would presumably show that the voice on the phoned-in “confession” was not Gene’s.

As owners, CFG are always competitive in signing top stars. So much so that a whole generation of young players around the world now sees Man City, and not Man United, as one of the most attractive teams to play for. United have the history; but City are making their history right now.

All money is equally dirty.

I hope the NPF lasts long enough for Becker to play in it. And then I hope that she provides a boost for the league.

I see very few movies. But, when I do see a movie, I always select the first showing of the day, which will be anywhere from 10:00 to 11:00am. 

One time I accompanied my friend, who is a professional musician, to a concert at Lincoln Center. I know nothing about classical music; but I was up to appreciate that day’s programme.

There was one piece in which the xylophone was played with such consummate skill, producing music of such profound beauty, that I was…

Did he?  Well, that is something you might say if you were drunk, and also horny for the doctor in question.

That is a terribly short-sighted way to look at it. Buying local (even if the prices are higher) means that wealth is kept in your area, so that the tax base is supported, so that services can be provided. Assuming that you want a functioning fire department and sanitation department, buying local is always in a…

But there are lots of places that CAN’T have that diversity of food year-round...