I hate you.

Good on you! The black with the yellow calipers looks great.

Same for me. Picked one up two months ago, and still drool every time I look at it.

Come of Freddy, this is jalopnik, we read the title, maybe the first paragraph, scroll through the pictures and go to the comments.

Pfizer is negotiating for the tunnel's naming rights. If successful, it will be known as Gotthard Shaft By Viagra.

No, that’s the original finest Lucas touch-sensitive controls. Trust me - “DOS 3.3-powered” would be a step up in reliability!

Resistive buttons. Those were the isht back in the day. It looked like it was touch sensitive but all it really was is a pressure switch under a solid layer of plastic.

Son, are you calling the hard-working MURRICANS at US STEEL a bunch of panty-wearing sissies?!

What are ya, a damn commie?!