Same! I make my own pita and eat them still warm.

The Trump administration has begun sending asylum-seekers to Guatemala regardless of their country of origin.

Former Republican strategist Steve Schmidt summed up Graham up pretty succinctly recently. Graham’s fealty is to whomever is the biggest swinging dick in his current vicinity. Whatever he needs to do to stay in Trump’s good graces for now, he’ll do… (until a bigger apex predator swims into his view.)

the “Nutritional Facts” label that shows information for not just one serving but an entire package of food—but only if that package contains between two and three servings.

Ah toum. Put it in sandwiches. Eat it with fries or roast vegetables (sprinkled with feta and sumac). Swirl it over flatbread and pizza. It’s Lebanese manna.

Excuse me, but it’s called “waste management.” 

Faux-pork also frees up faith-based dietary restrictions. Opening up the market for Kosherrones™, and Halal-Snax™.

I don’t know why, but my brain wants to try to put “Penis Man” to the tune of “Plant Man” by Gary Young. It’s a syllable too long, I know.

curveball, impossible french fries. made entirely of meat but taste exactly like potatoes.

Eleanor is reincarnated at the end of The Good Place and winds up in Arizona again. She reacts accordingly.

In the end, she gets Eve by startling her while she celebrates her 80th birthday, causing her to suffer a massive heart attack.

Alex Trebek and Jeopardy have been a big part of my life. It helped me find my love of trivia and I’ve been watching it longer than pretty much any show save Survivor. Hell, I even went to the same school as him (University of Ottawa) and was very happy when he FINALLY got a building named after him. His courage in…

Villainelle plans to kill Eve with old age.  It’s going to take a while but it has never failed to work before.

Do you think I would do something where I would endanger my people?

Oh, math rock is a thing. A silly name but some good music that sometimes get categorized as such (Cap’n Jazz/American Football/Joan of Arc, Don Caballero, Owls, Slint).

I thought for sure the Trump era, not unlike the Reagan era, would spawn some angry music. Where are the kids telling me to fuck off via 3 chords? Are they doing it in some other genre?

Dude, this isn’t even a Grandma take. This is 100% accurate. The Lumineers are not Rock, they’re folk rock at best. One of their members only plays the cello for goodness sake. Imagine Dragons are pop rock, and while I don’t hate their music, it does all sound the same. Twenty One Pilots is a Blink 182 cover band.

“American Woman!”

No one will ever convince me that “Ho Hey” is a rock song. Ever. Also, it sucks. Also, every Imagine Dragons song sounds the same.

I had the opportunity to become an alcoholic in college, but ultimately it didn’t take.