My dad used to call Roger Clemens a “thickhead” and after reading your note I think I may have misheard him all those times.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

sarah believes being a woman trumps being a monster.

“Metadata” is actually in my job description, so anyone who has a problem with my using the word can blow it out his/her ass.

He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.

Sweet Jesus, my ears.

Jeremy Renner.

seems like a weird flex to instantly doubt, but you do you, chief

James Gunn revealed on Twitter he’s often requested to include King Harvest’s “Dancing in the Moonlight” in the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie, but would prefer not to.

This stuff is ‘Luke came across something he thought was cool and shared it’.

My wife doesn’t find most of the things I show her to be funny, but she sure did laugh at that. Those Jeep commercials broke her, she wants to see Jeremy Renner crash and burn now. Frankly, I kinda do too and the man has done absolutely nothing to deserve such spite, except follow his dreams. But I’ll be god damned if…

This is how it makes me feel.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

I read this whole post with the biggest dumb smile on my face.

That is just goddamned awesome. I’m not active in the FGC (fighting games just aren’t my thing), but no matter where the interest group happens to be, it and the world at large can only benefit from having more people like SonicFox in it.

So what I’m seeing is that you complained no matter what...

I was thinking BF (“He has also apologized to the LGBTQ+ community”)