I never thought I’d be able to bring this product up among normal people- Gorilla Snot. “Gorilla-Snot is comprised of long, nanoparticle molecular structures that link and cross-link together to form strong bonds between particulates, soils and aggregates.” 

Too bad he’s the younger son, otherwise “The First Pancake” would be a good insult.

The future is unadorned

Last year I discovered that my sons (one a recent college graduate, one midway through college) didn’t know how to address envelopes.  God, I’m such a failure.

He is as convincing as Progressive Flo’s sister - “cycling is my passion”

I was thinking BF (“He has also apologized to the LGBTQ+ community”)

I lived next door in E.C. but worked across from the Columbia mall when the Grateful Dead came by in 2003. The handwringing and pearl clutching in the days before the concert was hilarious.

well, my first thought was “that’s rude” when I read “that’s because manufactures make very little effort to represent the bulk of human women “ 

“That is excellent point, sir. I’ll take it under advisement” - said no ump ever.

I guess the Airplane! slap could qualify as a distraction.

That pic reminds of the Clinton / Kennedy pic where teen Clinton is all earnest and Kennedy is thinking of something else.

With a possible run for governor. *eyeroll. Good luck there, people of Arkansas.

I’ve got a list of indicators that tells me when it’s time to leave the game (of life).  I’ll probably add “start looking like any of these fuckers” to that list.  Official meeting and two of them can’t take off their stupid hats?

Good beat, easy to dance to.  I can picture Hubertus Bigend cruising along in it.

Slow down there, pal. You are breaking unwritten rule #148.

That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always tired.

If this dude doesn’t play Eve Online, he should start.

We’ve got a couple on either side of the mountain that splits this town. Because the road goes over the mountain, not along it, the ramps actually head downward like the rest of traffic. Lots of gravel, sand, and stuff to slow down trucks but it’s still weird to see.

from Reddit (take it with a grain of salt) “...speculating that the conflict of interest has something to do with his wife’s gym. Her gym is in that region 5 consortium that loves to defend John Geddert, Don McPherson, MLT and the likes”.  

I’d be tempted to rent a tux and walk around school, channeling my inner Lucius Malfoy by sneering at school administration in their polyester pantsuits and sansabelt pants.