I never thought I’d be able to bring this product up among normal people- Gorilla Snot. “Gorilla-Snot is comprised of long, nanoparticle molecular structures that link and cross-link together to form strong bonds between particulates, soils and aggregates.” 

Rey goes to Burning Man

“Apparently, Sony feels it already has the big pieces in place, so the films will be fine without Feige.”

Too bad he’s the younger son, otherwise “The First Pancake” would be a good insult.

The future is unadorned

Last year I discovered that my sons (one a recent college graduate, one midway through college) didn’t know how to address envelopes.  God, I’m such a failure.

He is as convincing as Progressive Flo’s sister - “cycling is my passion”

I was thinking BF (“He has also apologized to the LGBTQ+ community”)

I lived next door in E.C. but worked across from the Columbia mall when the Grateful Dead came by in 2003. The handwringing and pearl clutching in the days before the concert was hilarious.

Who are these people that have never seen the movie?

We just won’t know which one it is until we see it.

well, my first thought was “that’s rude” when I read “that’s because manufactures make very little effort to represent the bulk of human women “ 

“That is excellent point, sir. I’ll take it under advisement” - said no ump ever.

Seems to have a severe lack of knocking shit over.

I guess the Airplane! slap could qualify as a distraction.

Is that the same note that Daniel Craig plays in the Knives Out trailer?

That pic reminds of the Clinton / Kennedy pic where teen Clinton is all earnest and Kennedy is thinking of something else.

“Donald Glover as Simba” and Beyonce as his sister.

With a possible run for governor. *eyeroll. Good luck there, people of Arkansas.

I’ve got a list of indicators that tells me when it’s time to leave the game (of life).  I’ll probably add “start looking like any of these fuckers” to that list.  Official meeting and two of them can’t take off their stupid hats?