It bothers you because you're an idiot.

Do you people even EMPLOY editors?

What utter genius thought calling attention to one of the more unfortunate side effects of gay sex was a PR win for the gay community? Oh, right, that guy.

Is this a review of a computer or a review of Windows? Could you please not throw Apple fanboys at stuff like this? We don't CARE it you don't like Windows.

It's Dwayne Dibley's phone!

Thanks for your stupid opinion. Ignored.

What? This is no mystery and never has been. Ask anyone with perfect pitch. We all know exactly what he's playing.

You children sort this out by yourselves.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I have seen great success with my Android apps all over the world with the one exception, Amazon, which has performed terribly. Am seriously considering withdrawing from their store completely, just because of their attitude. The few bucks a month they make me aren't worth it..

HOW did you get that pic... Oh. Never mind.

That's funny. I told my nineteen year old daughter about it two nights ago.

I take the whole thing one step further... I don't even buy them in the first place. That way they are TOTALLY pristine. I have done this with every video game in the world. My collection is unmatched.

I'm as liberal as they come, and even I find this pretty yawn-inducing. But I suppose email is a gadget.

This is a great way to investigate, for as we know, every commenter on the Internet can "obviously" identify 'shopped photos.

Trent. From a Douglas Keys Moran novel.

Yes and no. What if it becomes possible for the bulk of the processing to migrate to the chip?

Holy Shit! I guess we're reduced to one fucking expression of surprise here in the 21st century!

Electrocuted? Really? Does it charge on direct house current or something?

Number one: Yes, it's scary, don't move top Oklahoma, this is par for the course. And two: You know NOTHING about tornadoes.

I suspect they're only one on your list of people you have no respect for, and I suspect it's a very long list indeed.