Apparently, the toad hallucinogen 5-HO-DMT (Bufotenine) is *way* overrated. Although it is closely related to the Psilocin (4-HO-DMT) in ‘shrooms, it is apparently much weaker (i.e. a single lick won’t do, you’d actually have to scrape off the halucinogenic “sweat” off a toad several times, or eat several dried toad…

Nah, it just wedges itself between the base pairs of your DNA, meaning it is highly mutagenic. Just think about, if you’d masturbated after using EtBr without washing your hands, you might now have a fluorescent 6-foot-long triple-headed ribbed-for-her-pleasure dick!

I’m pretty sure you mean Ethidium Bromide.

Here in Europe, we just incinerate people on the field with Roman Candles or Bengal Fires. Maybe also a barrage of bottles from the first few rows.

Adderall *is* Speed (i.e. straight up amphetamine)
“Cocaine in a pill” would be closer to Ritalin, as they are both short-acting Dopamine Reuptake Inhibitors (whereas Adderall is a Dopamine Releasing Agent)

Adderall isn’t meth Meth.
Adderall is Amphetamine, which, yes, is referred to as Speed on the street.
Meth, on the other hand, is METHamphetamine, AKA Crank or Crystal (although it may sometimes be sold as Speed).
Methamphetamine is (very rarely) prescribed for ADHD in the US, and is sold under the name “Desoxyn”

Great. I guess this is going to be the Marvel fangirls’ answer to “BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE AN OTTER! RIGHT? RIGHT? #TJLC”

My memories of Toronto are somewhat murky due to being on high doses of Ritalin, Xanax and Ambien all the time (oh, and that one time I did DXM, like an upper first/lower second plateau dose), but I definitely remember this place.

They were obviously ok with it to the point that they put the words “GOD WITH US” on their freaking belt buckles. They had issues with the Jehovah’s Witnesses for their pacifist beliefs (many of them being conscientious objectors in WW1, and even more in WW2) and their conversion efforts, coupled with them accusing…

The episode where they’re spoofing “Kampfstern Galactica”, the cheap American rip-off of South Africa’s groundbreaking space opera “Space Mutiny” (the movie that made Reb Braun the world’s biggest Aryan action movie star) was my favorite.

I really liked the fact that Dorian was, in fact, a 100% gay.
Having everyone be bi in Dragon Age 2 just felt like they were pandering. It was less about writing a character than giving the shippers the satisfaction that all of their pairings were potentially canon.

The Pope is high as fuck right now.

Having to redose every two hours isn’t even all that short. Cocaine has an extremely short half-life compared to other stimulants, but that didn’t stop coke/crack from becoming one of the most abused substances in the world.

If you’re going to try Ativan (Lorazepam), please do a dry run to gauge the appropriate dose.

Funny thing, I recently came to the conclusion that Mansa Musa’s pilgrimage to Mecca was the most Baller thing ever to occur in the history of mankind. Imagine being an Arab supremacist in the Medieval Middle East and seeing this uppity Black guy casually spend enough gold to decrease its value for decades to come.

Because nothing says “privilege” like being a black person woman whose parents hail from Muslim countries who is now rejected by other black people for her perceived melanin deficiency.

White-person-with-dark-hair-and-a-light-tan level swarthy? Yes.
Southeast-Asian-brown level swarthy? Not really.

For reference purposes, here is Greece’s head of state, Tsipras, next to Angela Merkel

Great, now Rick Ross has a Gawker account.

(Ross actually bragged about spiking a woman’s drink with Molly (i.e. MDMA, Ecstasy in powder form) and having sex with her in one of his songs, and seemed absolutely baffled that secretly dosing someone with a drug that tricks their brain into feeling an intense emotional…

They’re an aphrodisiac in the sense that they produce a rush and lower inhibitions, like lots of other drugs. I think their association with sex comes mostly from their ability to relax smooth muscles including the sphincter, which for obvious reasons made them popular in the gay club scene.

If the recent controversies over Age of Ultron (one “damsel” who is in distress for a few minutes and fights alongside a god and a guy in a billion-dollar suit of flying power armor for the rest of the movie and thus totally misogynistic) and Fury Road (5 damsels who are mostly in distress until mayyybe the finale,…