Who? Who?

Unfortunately, wrong on both counts.

I’m just following your lead.

Stop pointing out the obvious, bro.

They’ve been saying that since LeBron started playing too. And no shit about nostalgia, would never guess with all these new properties floating around. Jurassic Park, Terminator, Mad Max...

[citation needed]

Lol, you think they test.

You do know filming’s over, right?

She was the least of the problems in that movie.

Their spanish speaking leaves a lot to be desired though.

You’re making if more comfortable for you. Fuck that other person, they don’t have feelings, amirite?

Or why she’s named after the Roman goddess of love.

The butthurt thickens.

Wow, didn’t expect that amount of butthurt over tortillas. You might want to talk to someone about that.

I don’t even use eggs in my pancakes.

I’m afraid you have some culturing to get to. Tortillas as “flatbread” and I use that term very loosely, are a Mexican invention. Ask a Spaniard about tortillas and he’ll direct you towards what is basically an omelette.

Wow, you are quite the smug son of a bitch, aren't you?

Funny, I made NO Nazi references either, and Wikipedia may not be a book, but, it's a starting point, I get the feeling you wouldn't be able to handle a book yet. Give it a couple of years, son.

A new edition of Twilight, eh?

Read a book, son.