Ok, everyone, off this guy's lawn!

Why is there always one with this exact same comment?

That's pretty good, I like it. :)

For an article about how "short and to the point" is a virtue, it sure got tl;dr towards the middle.

/uphill_both_ways

Also, it's one of the few pieces of technology that has only destructive purposes.

On Jezebel... really?

Akira Toriyama has made designs for many Dragon Quest games.

It's like those pictures where you stand there staring for 3 hours and a sailboat pops up.

Indeed, Americans tend to misspell handegg that way.

Now that is a Madden I'd actually be willing to play.

>Other than the fact that he promised us a future where rat men would follow us around.

You said it yourself, you surround yourself with like-minded people, of course they're gonna reinforce your point of view.

Yeah, whoever gave netbooks their resolution deserves a special brand of punishment.

The author should apologize for this not applying to you.

Oh you.

They pawned it to pay for the stem cell freezing.

It wasn't about the language, is how you managed to "rock the fuck out" of a Celine Dion song :P

The question is how one manages to do all that you describe to the rhythm of *Celine Dion*