The second. It's a bad fanfic with way too many characters. The music is awesome, I will concede.

Don't you get tired of those?

One of many.

So, when they ask you what the biggest export from Borneo is, you should know that, and not look anything up, ever, because you should know stuff.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing to do so, I'm just saying that maybe Alex would feel even worse if he saw a lone guy/girl there going 'WOOOO! YOU GO, DUDE!'.

Thing is, sport, I never said anything about games (or do please point out where I did, as you have yet to back anything you say at all)

Also, working in IT, means I just dart my eyes to the bottom right corner of my screen and I know the time.

Gee, I wonder what kind you wear. :P

Thing is, such enthusiasm can be misconstrued as mocking. Even if it's a sincere attempt at congratulations.

Inspiring, even more when you know who spoke those words.

Only in public.

I keep trying to.

So, you never heard of open source?

So, Apple started selling microwaves?

*whoosh*

Who is this trigger you keep referring to?

Now there's a mountain I'd love to plant my flag on.

I can't recommend her movies enough, they are so 80's your hair starts poofing, but oh so worth it.

Apple just filed a patent on patenting.