I hope you mean 1.5 oz of gin. Because I like to drink, and I feel like 15 oz would get me REALLY DRUNK. And I'd smell like a Christmas tree.

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

A lot of it is genetics. All the injections in the world won't change your muscle structure. Refraining from making expressions can make your face muscles weak, which will only lead to your skin sagging sooner.

"Sister of Charity and a Quakeress" sounds like Victorian porn.

The Christian defense of Easter egg hunts is interesting. This was my born-again Christian uncle-in-law's response when my mom invited his son to an Easter egg hunt in her backyard: "Sorry, I won't let my son do pagan things like that!"

It's almost like they want to be the victims of persecution! Almost like pretending they're constantly put-upon is a part of their identity!

They do not form the majority population of any county (other than the "other" counties, I misread the map at first); that's what this map is counting. You will see Asian Americans and Eastern European Americans listed in the "other" section in one corner of the graphic.

"I'd rather have an alcoholic take care of my kids than have them see two women holding hands."

I looooooove Talbot's!! (I'm 22). They had a huge storewide discount the other day and I was in heaven. And now I, too, need this very sweater T. Swift is wearing.

full disclosure, i've worked at Talbots part time on and off for years, but their stuff has been updated, in styling terms, a lot in recent years. There was also the "Je T'aime" sweater that Emma Rossum and Selma Blair were both photographed wearing, as well as a cashmere sweater with a large rabbit on it that Jessica…

Hear Hear! I get my jeans there, because they actually last.

I like Talbots for work basics. Super comfy and the classic stuff can last for years.

I had an oversized camel-color toggle coat from Tablots for years. It was super cute. Don't knock any brand, there's usually always something you can find.

Of course my mom shops at Talbots. It's not like she can shop at Coldwater Creek anymore.

I am irrationally (?) grossed out by really long hair. Good riddance! It's weird to have your identity wrapped to tightly around the length of your hair.

Fuck, I just figured out who 'science' is. Pictured here:

I once read that many therapists have a history of mental illness. As a therapist, I've struggled with my own major depressive episodes. You are not a fraud, you are a person who is probably capable of profound empathy because of your struggle with depression. You see the value in hope and inspiration, hence why…

I'm a Veteran with PTSD who works at the VA as a therapist for other Veterans with PTSD. I feel like a fraud too, especially when I wake straight into a panic attack —- but I remind myself of the people I've helped. That gets me through those types. I'm excellent at my work but pretty shitty at real life.

Well the other day there was a brou ha ha because she refused a glass of wine and asked for water instead which is apparently just not done unless you are preggers. I will note that she seems to be very politely sipping while Wills is knocking it back. At this point who knows. Any action and word will be scrutinized…

I read something about this rumor yesterday and it shrieked that they were somewhere and William had wine but she toasted with water. WATER. AKA BABY NECTAR.