The silliest thing about hte Jen Anniston thing is that she's already had a well documented nose job. They poke fun of it on friends all the time!

That "conscious uncoupling" thing isn't a word salad of her making; it's something spouted by an obnoxious relationship expert who does whole workshops on how to have the best divorce ever. Think "the secret," but with more veneers.

I once heard that if you want your son to learn how to not be a douchebag, get him a dog. The little bugger has to learn how to care for another living being and be responsible.

So I've only been at this parenting thing for 2 years now, but in my experience, just do your best not to push an agenda one way or the other. This means…

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

"But I spent $40 on it, so I use it to validate the purchase."

YUP.

Not only did the memo leave out dress guidelines for men (I guess they just innately know that pink polo shirts or sagging pants are inappropriate)

Eh. You'd actually be surprised. The girls dressed incredibly risque and often at my school... I was always wondering, wtf you guys, law school class, not night club! and many ath the ASA office I worked out also wore similarly inappropriate clothes to COURT. Actual ASAs, TO COURT! But it was generally lax at that…

But I addressed that:

As a plus-size gal, I also HIGHLY recommend finding a good tailor (actually tailors are awesome for all body sizes because every body is different). I'll never forget the moment a dress ACTUALLY fit my tall-big-but-not-quite-curvy-in-the-"right"-places-for-the-dress-to-hang-right after being altered. It was magic.

Are you referring to the fact hat if it wasn't for his five o'clock shadow, he'd totally have a Hitler mustache? And that he also has has Hitler's haircut, just slicked back? Or that, all I can think of when I look at him is to wonder if the phrase "Hipster Hitler" ever came up during the brain-storming sessions of…

"I believe in opportunity* for all** and I'm a republican***."

He's a Republican? But he's wearing a striped shirt underneath a leather jacket!

Ahem, the "abortion-is-wrong-barista" is actually an "abortion-is-wrong-Asian-lady-barista." She hits the minority-lady-parts-minimum-wage trifecta!

I am with you on the "white kid doing volunteer work" concept, but isn't respect of others something your parents, not a liberal professor, should teach you? You may be ignorant about a particular culture, but it seems to me that if your heart and brains are in the right place, you will probably be OK.

In high school in '69. Megan, hands-down.

Not gonna lie. The idea of weddings without the ubiquitous and unflattering Sleeveless Gown is super appealing!

Judas H. Priest, would it KILL you to make a man a sandwich and try not to look like a slob?

Skinny fat for life person over here: Fuck you. You are the worst. Literally no one likes you. Anyone who does like you are awful themselves or are compelled due to blood ties. You do not get to say, "ick" regarding anyone's bodies ever. You do not have permission. You are not entitled to bestow this criticism. Even…

Liquor does not "change the chemistry of antifreeze." Your body ends up too busy processing the alcohol, so your enzymes don't get the chance to process the antifreeze and kill you. The alcohol is a competitive inhibitor of the ethylene glycol in antifreeze.