Screw your "exercise" and "fresh air". THIS is why people were skinny in the '50s and early '60s; don't you try to tell me otherwise.

Yeah, and Super Muschi has the same double meaning in German, in the sense that it refers to pussy.

Even better as Super Geil has double meaning. It is used to mean Super Cool, but it also means "horny."

(I lived in Germany and learned this word as meaning cool from my derby teammates, but didn't learn the second meaning until I used it with a friend around her kids. Ooops.)

Best Line ever: Super Uschi, super Muschi, super Sushi.

I can't figure out how to read all the replies to a thread. I can only figure out how to make a reply. What's the point of a thread if you can't read the whole thing?

There was a comment to the first story that made the point that the show is feminist but the character isn't. She linked to her blog and I really wish I'd kept a link, because it was very good. Hope the commenter chimes in again.

I totally agree. It doesn't matter to feminism if Claire is a feminist, it matters that she exists. That such an interesting character exists for a woman and a woman in her late 40's no less. My goodness she is fierce.

I've been seeing her compared to Skyler a lot lately which is interesting because it never…

Not sure that this counts but it's my favorite thing ever.

Urban Decay has very smart marketing on their primer. It's a lot of people's first one (was certainly mine!) so having that priming impact makes such a huge difference. But I think there are better eye primers out there and I didn't know how great they could get until I tried more.

NARS and Lorac top my list along…

haha. Yeah, exactly! It is crazy. I really don't miss it which is why I haven't gone back. A great place to spend your 20s! I still have a lot of friends there and I respect them for staying, somebody has too, but I just couldn't.

I'm picturing those people reading that going..."Wha?"

I'm just here with a PSA:

If you know you are eventually going to have to get your wisdom teeth out, do it sooner rather than later. The older you are, the harder it is to actually get them out. Chipped bone and a black and blue mouth here from a "rough extraction."

I saw that movie in the theater, when I was about 14, with a metalhead girl I knew. It tells you a lot that she didn't understand why I was laughing so hard.

Replying mainly to tell you that your username made me snort milk up my nose.

Whore pills. Lots and lots of whore pills. There's a badge for it, even.

The end picture doesn't even look like a real person.

The older I get, the more I think most young women are lovely. We are pretty hard on ourselves, but I really think most of us enjoy a degree of symmetry and one or two attractive features. I'm always blown away when "regular" looking Jezzies put up pictures of themselves.

Quit trying to make "a new Kinja experience" happen. For the love of all that is holy.

And not all of their foundation perfectly matches their skin! Models! Humans after all!