I was so afraid he was going to be in the hospital or something, and they wouldn't let his husband in. I was so relieved it was just an engagement—don't need any eye drops now, thanks!

For the record, Columbia, South Carolina, where I live, is also wonderfully gay—-y'all come see us, now, y'hear?

Is this shot where Don Draper moved after Megan dumped him?

Not loving her new look. Draggy and stringy—doesn't suit her personal panache!

It seems somehow fitting that I found out that the one thing I'd maybe kinda like to deal with is my baby jowls, and while I thought you had to have a face lift, which is right out, you can actually have some kind of laser fat removal dealio—no cutting—but it costs $5K and I have so many other things I'd spend $5…

An Unmarried Woman (divorcee Jill Clayburgh re-entering the swing) meets Alan Bates at his yummiest, and SPOILER ALERT—they don't end up together. I think the 70s were a big time for that sort of female empowerment through manic (not pixie—more like bear) dream guy....

Prolly

Nail polish remover also works for removing self-tanner.

Wow, I searched Amazon and they even sell melamine foam tooth stain removers—from Japan, for removing stains from your teeth....

Some big box retailers like Walmart, Target, and some grocery pharms (Publix) have some types of oral contraceptives on their $4 (or so) list. Maybe one of these would help you afford it?

My Google search revealed someone else's Google books search shows it in a 1919 philosophy text, for one thing.

and we know how well Heidi and Seal turned out.

I thought the baby was supposed to provide all the shit a new mother could possibly require.

I realize you may have a lot of family backdraft to negotiate, but from an etiquette perspective, you may simply decline these invitations and send nothing. With practice, you can reduce the dismay you may feel when torched by the scorn of your family. I recommend it.

Wasn't it his younger brother, who committed suicide?

It's 5-6 hours drive on today's roads, at today's speeds, according to my search. A bus often takes a lot longer.

It called to mind the Beatles' crossing at the zebra crossing—but split up.

I'm sorry to hear the magazine isn't doing well, but I have been a charter subscriber and I'm just not feeling it any more. I wondered if it was just me—after all, how much self-help and aspirational gift items can you take in? The fashion spreads of late look like stuff crazy people would wear, rather than the…

When I used to represent juvies in drug court in the early 00s, we were told that you can't get a testable contact high. It's a dose-dependent result, and there's a cut-off on the tests.

Yes, but what's on the sales racks reflects what was left after the store's buying decisions were made as well as the customers. If the store bought too many of a size, that's not the customer's fault. I wear an XL or L, and at TJ Maxx, say, the XL racks are much less well-stocked than the L or M. Either fewer are…