My husband, until just recently, has that very desk with a G5 or whatever the monster double processor numbered one is (G8 is the political one, right?) and a cinema screen and another huge monitor. It looked that nice for about five minutes, and then his greasy armprints took over....

hydrogen peroxide—the drugstore kind in the brown bottle

There's plenty of all-wood unfinished kitchen cabinetry available at our Lowe's.