"Because, you know, curling is stupid."

If you have to format your drive because of an update you downloaded, you need to get as far away from computers as humanly possible. Not even Steve Jobs and his Fisher Price magic can save you from that kind of ineptitude.

Why? Just wipe it clean when you're done, I can't think of any long-lasting detrimental effects.

"No-one can imagine the pain they must go through."

"One of the things our customers always tell us about the DODOcase is that it somehow transforms their iPad from an impersonal piece of aluminum to something comfortable, almost familiar.

Christ almighty, $2,500 for a laptop?

Brian, why not put that last sentence closer to the front? The title grabbed me with that, but then I had to go through the article to get that second fact. I would've read the entire thing anyway, but stylistically I think it would've really helped.

When integrity starts paying more than a job, let me know. You sound like the kids who complain about working at Gamestop because the company focuses on moving money, not being every nerd's personal game recommendation service. I'd take a job at Blizzard in a heartbeat, Kotick or otherwise. God damn yes I would.

"10-inches is bordering on laptop territory, but 8.9-inches, give or take an inch, is just right."

Was totally interested in looking at these until I realized that I'd have to load a video. Why not supplement this with pics?

@tophermyers: Clearly the only way to reach the top of the food chain is to be apathetic.

@james-42: Brutal simplicity? Brutal simplicity would be an LED hanging off of the end of a wire. This is minimalistic design with lazy follow-through.

@Captain_Goober: If by bitch, you mean Stanley Cup, Gold Medal, and All-Star vote winning, arguably best player in the league (threw arguably in there for Stamkos and Ovi's sake), then... well, fuck the analogy. You're either a blind Caps fan or a blind Flyers fan. If you're the former, enjoy never winning the cup, if…

You couldn't... you know, include how thin it was in this article, could you? I mean, that's the entire point of this article, how thin it is, that's why people will read it. All this says is that "it's thin".

@Xndingo: Getting the police involved negates your point. The law already incites charges.

@Norbs: No, because whether or not you're actually packing a gun you receive gun charges if you're treating it as such. That's why you can't bring an Airsoft gun without, say, the orange tip and rob people since they think it's real.

@Pete359: 512 MB when you're dealing with 256x192 screens is a lot. You don't need large textures for very low resolution gaming like that, and a good share of DS games were 3D with hybrid sprite based graphics.

@PunkyChipsAhoy: Homo.

@Bryan South: I hate it when things seem pretty verb, too.

@MaWeiTao: Woah everyone, watch out, internet tough guy!