I'm waiting for the obligatory hardcore parody, Pacific Rimjob.

My will requires my children to take my corpse on a Weekend at Bernie's adventure before they get any of my money.

My wife has explicit instructions to have me cremated and have my ashes thrown into the faces of my unsuspecting enemies or tossed on their cars after they've just finished washing them.

Either way she is then to point and laugh maniacally, give them the finger and run away.

It's not a breakthrough feature until Apple does it.

SAMSUNG SHOULD SUE!!! SWIPE ANYWHERE TO UNLOCK?!?! SUE!!! SUE!!! SUE!!!!

Annalee, you're a little quick to jump on the Ed Snowden bandwagon. We have no idea yet if Ed Snowden is "an important whistleblower who changed America."

Middleman!

Should have just asked these kids.

My son (11) discovered the old VHS cassettes I had lying around of the original trilogy a while back, after having watched ep. 1-3 back-to-back-to-back on DVD. After pulling an old VCR out of the attic he watched the originals and asked me how they could be so much better than the new movies if they were all made by…