Damn girl, you got it all figured out.

Can this league just fold already?

So fire them

Did you tears help the plants grow?

Fuck Cali and her illegal voters.

Africa?? You mean the place where they believe that sleeping with a virgin will cure you of AIDS?

Now, they’re opinions simply don’t matter

Moral of the story: Don’t fuck with Saban

As part of work release program, the prisoners will spend the next 30 year blasting a big tunnel in Sandusky.

Obama won Pennsylvania previously. ‘more said.

He looks like a bag of pennies.

Don’t need you to enact anything anyways.

Yeah, sure.

No executive order? What a weakling.

Exactly, like most issues.

This guy was a stud for a little while.

I fucking love this guy.

I thought Obama promised to shut that place down?

and yet this was in NYC and not Birmingham, AL.

Most definitely.

Most definitely.