Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

Really, it’s come to this?

But did it give us the badass Peach that Super Mario Adventures gave us? 

good to see guy in one piece

“Kusoge is in the eye of the beholder.”

If you sign up for it, and they mark you as “present” when they take attendance, you fail.

And thus, you leave the ninja alone. Their plan was a success.

I scored a zero on the written part of the exam last time I took it. That’s mainly because I can’t speak or read Japanese, but also because I was hiding on the ceiling the entire exam period. One would think that would have been enough...

Quite true, but that would imply a room full of people dressed like stereotypical ninjas are worth infiltrating.

This is the ninja certification test that I can never pass:

...Unless you’re an actual ninja hiding amongst a room full of people dressed like stereotypical ninjas...

You enter the temple on a mission from your Shogun to assassinate the head priest, who has been rallying supporters for an enemy clan. This priest is seemingly in deep meditation, but has a reputation for being a master of the third eye. Which side do you attack from?

Totally. It’s hard. It’s good they tried. But I was surprised when I was told that no people of color worked on the adventure directly. That would have been a good start.

This seems like a Damned if you, damned if you don’t kind of situation. I’m happy they published the adventure, even if they stumbled. They tried, which is a weird thing I have come to appreciate from white people around me as a PoC. It’s awkward sometimes, but I appreciate they try to include me and be mindful of me…

I think that’s implied in his saying. It’s like, “I do this for my grandson, because my son can’t do it as well.”

I don’t think they cared so much. Game Genie only altered local games that you already owned most likely. The only financial harm you could argue is that someone might rent and beat it in a day, rather than buy

I had to stop playing Pubg, even though I enjoyed it, because my Computer ran it so poorly. Nothing quite like having 50 fps drop to 10 right when you get into a firefight.

The placing of dirty words into video game text fields has had a long and storied history over my life, from back in the 90’s where I would proudly give the intials ASS to my top score at the arcade, to the modern times of naming my Quinari mage in DA:I Mr. Motherfucker (certainly no paragon was Mr. Motherfucker) . As…

I'd say kill it with fire, but since it is inside the house, and that's where I keep all my stuff, kill it with a shoe.