Latinx..? Somebody’s about to catch a chancletx or two upside the head.

Even the guy in question isn’t a pedophile. He’d be an ephebophile.

Are we going to kill off memes, as well? After all, people who aren’t in the know wont understand them...

“I Stan this.”

I spend a lot of time speaking English, yet I don’t know all of the words...

Putting “gamers” in quotes, in regards to people being upset over a major change to a long-running series staple, but later stating “it was just a video game”...

It definitely looks more like “Tomb Raider and the Guardian of Light” than “Diablo,” but I think Joshua went with the Diablo comparison, because the name immediately comes with a specific visual. When people read “Tomb Raider,” they don’t think of “Guardian of Light” or “Temple of Osiris.”

Zelda + Prince of Persia = Diablo, I guess. 

*quietly switches every L and E in each instance of “conkledurr.”*

Fun Fact: It still saddens me that those are known as “Chuck Norris facts,” when they were originally “Vin Diesel facts.”

When did he put all of reality at risk? Something isn’t coming to mind, right now.

I am so incredibly hooked on every aspect of this game. I had it “pre-ordered,” because it looked kinda neat and there was promise of co-op and turning into dragons. I have not once regretted my decision to give this game my time. I love the characters, the music, the cute (and often hilarious) stories, the…

5 Luijunks per Marstache.

Mystic Quest seriously had the best game soundtrack. Way ahead of its time.

It ain’t healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps a time.

If they weren’t consumable, I’d be with you on this.

“Conglaturation”was my favorite.

Going to guess you’d rather get offended over an old, worn-out joke than chuckle at someone’s idiocy.

1700 isn’t so bad. 1700 in 6 months is absurd. My longest playtime was 2200 hours in MGO2 and that took a couple years.

Didn’t happen that way in Lost Planet Colonies.