I just don't understand why people get so fucking pissy about weddings. Two people are getting married. If they love each other and the family is there, WHO THE FUCK CARES? It's just a super expensive party, that's it. Just be happy for the people getting married and get the fuck over it. Isn't the important part that…

I am right there with you, although I will have two bridesmaids (my amazing sisters). But screw all the hoopla. I'm telling them to wear their favorite dress. I don't care styles/colors. Any pictures will be beautiful because they will be comfortable and not in some tacky matchy-matchy dress. I will require absolutely…

I'm not having bridesmaids. I decided that a long time ago. It's unnecessary, it can look tacky, nobody likes their dress or the color and you just save them the money and responsibilities in the end if you don't have them, plus, you don't hurt people's feelings if you don't include them. My sister's best friend had…

If that food poisoning one is actually true, then that's awful. Her and the bride had a problem, and a bunch of wedding guests had to suffer because of that? Yikes.

Dogs also use their tails for balance, and communication and all sorts of other functions. Removal of a tail is, like your knuckle comparison, basically the amputation of a perfectly healthy limb. Plus, the only reason tails are docked is vanity and confirmation to breed standard.

Confession: I fucking love Medium.

I think Patricia Arquette has more than "limited" star power, especially compared to most actresses her age (though of course it's a huge problem that I even needed to include that addendum).

Aww thanks. Here's a picture. His name is Hogan and he is a monster and I love him so so so much!

My sweet 15-year-old boy was given up at the age of 10. He was neutered and declawed and his owners took him to the vet to be put to sleep because they didn't want him anymore. My friend sent out a plea for someone to take him and I did and it was the best decision ever. He is THE BEST cat I've ever had and I love…

Look, if you want an animal that can't claw you or your belongings, don't get a fucking cat. Even the best behaved cats may claw on furniture occasionally and cats very rarely claw a person without reason.

Yup, I'm fine with this being banned. We should also add ear and tail docking to the list too, while we're at it.

That's not a fear response. That's play.

What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.

That whole "love thy neighbor" thing? You're doing it wrong.

I have a strong feeling these questions could scare away most people. It ends up feeling like an interview or something too.