Make that a white man.

What about paid paternity leave?

Whether you support executions or not, you cannot possibly argue that those done in Saudi Arabia are on the same level as those done in the USA.

In contrast, all U.S. death penalty trials are fair.

The U.S., and any American who supports the dealth penalty, have zero fucking right to criticize other countries who also have the death penalty. Why does this even have to be pointed out?? Jesus.

They don't care if women die.

It never ceases to astound me how these radical (are they even?) "Christians", with their judgemental and vicious Little Minds think they're better than Jesus was, who was very forgiving and accepting of people from all walks of life.

I continue to be stunned at how a politician basically (for sure? 99% likelihood?) can't be elected into any political position in the U.S. unless they (say they) are religious. Christian, natch. Because Christians have a monopoly on having morals – how can you have any morals if you don't believe in God?!! It's so…

Thank god... I was about to lose my mind!

What will they do if a thunderstorm or hail begins?

In the Australian state I live in, one cannot leave a child under 14 alone by themselves without adult supervision.

Speaking of (not) docking tails... Here's what a boxer really looks like:

Omg what an awesome cat. That face! Haha.

Patricia Arquette—a forty-something actress with limited star power

People who read books tend to not do it the second they walk up the subway stairs, when they're walking down the street (bumping into people who are not ridiculous), wait for the bus, have dinner with people, or are driving.

Based on watching "Say Yes to the Dress Atlanta" I'd say yes, yes it's OK to fire someone in the wedding party.

Jesus was pretty forgiving and embracing of people from all walks of life. I guess these people are better than him.

Here she is, btw:

And one of these:

And one of these: