What the fuck is the motive behind beating suspects?

Oh yeah, Turkey should totally join the EU.

Ugh, sure... But no. Just no. No one—NO ONE—competes with Sophia Loren. Especially not Minaj and her ass. Please.

This still wins:

These are people who never ever themselves throw parties, so they don't understand the stress involved. (E.g. You think 25-30 or so will come but you have no idea, and you're terrified you'll be humiliated and only have 4 people show up). These people are assholes.

What does her being black have to do with anything? Not every single fucking issue in the universe has to do with race. Trust me.

Um... I'm QUITE certain that she (and her "team") are not the ones who keep bringing it up at interviews...

OK, so you're all about the sisters. Yet all ladies in the workplace – except you, the shining exception who proves that all women don't suck – are annoying, slightly codependant oversharers... OK then.

I'm guessing you're one of those women who say they don't have any women friends – because women don't like* you.

Oh come the fuck on with the hipster beards. Pulease.

Or better yet: Someone kill her, please.

Baby goats rule all.

Top 10 cutest animuls.

The worst! But also, let's not forget about looking for "a partner in crime". Ugh.

OK, that's officially on my reading list! (I love that you read it as a child.)

Boom!

But... diapers!!

I just emailed UPS, and told them I would never use their services again because of how they fired that pregnant woman.

Because calling taking a pee "time theft" is insane.

That is the greatest comeback, because a person puking, puke anywhere nearby, the smell of puke, and so on is the worst. The absolute worst! Gag reflex anyone? Even my mother couldn't not gag when cleaning up after my girl pukes as a child...