Haha, I'm a business major with a paralegal minor. I like that quote!

Depending on your finances, NYU.

This. I've been kicking myself for not just getting an associates when I didn't know what I wanted THEN transferring.

$tatus.

This. I was about to say isn't that what google is for? It would be nice if dating sites did background checks, but they don't. I hate to be all "personal responsibility", but yeah.

Hm. I wonder why so many powerful men enjoy getting spanked. Could it be that we have different behaviors in the bedroom then we do outside?

Banning tanning (heh) would put how many people out of business?

ALL THE REPUBLICANS

I think Mississippi republicans should be illegal.

Madonna-Whore syndrome. Their issues aren't my problem.

I don't understand people who surf the internet in class. If you don't want to be there, stop showing up. It's not like you're "tricking" the professor, they know you're goofing off.

I'd let Jon Hamm culminate in me, gnomesane?

I'm beginning to notice we're supposed to look like barbie. I wonder when we'll start coating ourselves in plastic, lest someone notice we're people.

Get out, your logic doesn't belong here.

Pregnancy carries a risk.

How many women have children then decide they never really wanted them? I'm not saying that we shouldn't allow women to get pregnant, but counseling should be done before women have children.

Preach.

And yet, they have a Hooters.

Exactly. The bitch face was developed for a reason.