I can’t really imagine how this would work. I can do mineral foundation with a kabuki brush, and I’ve recently mastered liquid foundation with a brush. But I can’t do liquid or cream with a sponge, and... I mean, how does it spread stuff on your skin? How is it better than anything else? More information, please!

I can’t really imagine how this would work. I can do mineral foundation with a kabuki brush, and I’ve recently…

I had you up until the implication that Megan Trainor isn’t talented. I fucking love her music.

Because Education does not like teachers and it does not particularly care for math. Students tend to outright dislike both. Other teachers see you as the department they’ll never understand. You will spend eight hours a day hearing administrators tell you that it’s your job to help students overcome their math…

I have one thing to say to this girl.

I don’t like oral sex.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

I have a question. I’ve read at least three stories about this now, but what I can’t figure out is how he got caught. I mean, how did Yates know what the contents of the call were?

I was spanked growing up. I needed about two a year, tops, and, other than that, I was good in church and I didn’t talk back to adults.

Few warm welcomes...except in Hollywood, where they don’t seem to understand that you can’t be a good person who drugs and rapes teenage girls, because those words in that order are the literary equivalent of dividing by zero.

Not that this wasn’t shitty and emblematic of everything that is wrong with the Southern establishment, but why were the police called? Calling names isn’t a crime, is it? Even if it’s hate speech?

I want a kitten so freaking bad.

You made me snort my coffee, jerk.

I’m afraid of stairs, and I would make an AWESOME president.

Can I play it without having played one single Resident Evil game ever because I got stuck getting out of the truck in the beginning of RE2 on GameCube?

What, and we’re going to get a decent salary if they get rid of her? HA!

Did I miss something? Did Resident Trump sign an executive order making raising your voice to a cop a crime?

Are teacup pigs a real thing?

I’m a brand-new white teacher at a mostly black school, and, man, I had NO IDEA. My students have been explaining this stuff to me since day one. Even better, they keep asking me if my hair is a wig or if it has “filler” in it (I’m still not really sure what they mean), and they don’t stop until I grab two handfuls…

I like the giant orange phallic symbol in the top image. ;)

I’ve been playing on weekends, and I’m in Irythill getting my ass kicked.