But that picture of a fruit makes me want all of the fruit, aal of the now.

But it says “Taylor Swift ends.” She’s the one doing the ending in that sentence. In reality, it should have been “Judge Ends Taylor Swift’s Brief...”

...I just think that Gatorade tastes good.

Well, yes, that was sort of my point. The headline makes it sounds like princess got tired of playing with the common people and left, when, really, she was dismissed by the judge for a valid reason. I’m not even a fan of Taylor Swift, but I think that the headline is whoah misleading.

So did she end it, or did the judge end it for her? The headline strongly implies that it’s the former and snarkily makes it sound like Taylor Swift is too good for regular folks. The article, on the other hand, gives the impression that a judge make a very wise decision in not having someone involved in sexual…

I make Christmas cookies out of crushed vanilla wafers mixed with a can of this and then dipped in white chocolate. That’s all.

Neither do the Supreme Court justices, apparently.

Can I be a chief justice, too?

This isn’t stupid at all. This is exactly what all of the old, white, male, “free-market” potential voters think women and minorities should do when a business treats them like shit.

I am a math teacher, and that quiz is simultaneously hilarious and frustrating because of the lack of precision in the correct answers.

How can it be sexist when he holds other women to the same standards?

My favorite was KQIV. You got to be a girl! There didn’t seem to be quite as many ways to screw yourself over by eating magic beans, and they’d expanded the number of words the computer knew so you could tell Rosella to do some pretty funny things (not that she’d do them, but the game clearly knew what you meant).

“choose to be homeless”

How exactly is anyone but the prison industry served by keeping her behind bars?

My admittedly limited legal understanding is that a not-guilty plea indicates not necessarily that the defendant thinks anyone will believe that he’s innocent, but rather than the defense team believes that the government can’t make the case. What I don’t understand is how that plea can possibly be strategically…

I have a hard time really blaming Melania Trump for this. I’ve known so many college students who would honestly have no idea that what she did (and what they would like to do with their papers) is plagiarism. In their minds, if they rewrite the ideas slightly, it’s like the ideas are now their own!

I just clicked, and it’s $10.99. That little disappointment gave me enough of a pause to reevaluate whether I really have the money to spend on a lightbulb. :-/

I just clicked, and it’s $10.99. That little disappointment gave me enough of a pause to reevaluate whether I really…

I got Secret of Mana for Christmas one year after much anticipation. I’d seen the game in a case at Sears and begged until they bought it for me. When the moment finally came for me to unwrap one of the best RPGs ever made, did I jam it into the SNES and rip the controllers from my younger siblings’ hands? No. No, I…

Given how long they seem to average between games, this isn’t really saying much.

How do you even sue a movement? Klayman/Klaymen/Kalyman ought to know better. :-/