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I can’t listen to the audio, but why does it take you more than 2 minutes to start doing anything? I figured watching someone beating Mario levels didn’t really need the sound, but I guess I figured wrong. I’m not trying to be snotty. I just think that it’s a poor choice to spend that long monologuing (explaining?…

I did not, until just now, reading your post, make that connection.

I’m reconsidering my desire to be reborn as a cat.

I cried while reading this. It brought up how sad I was when my cats died, especially the most recent death, on Father’s Day of last year. His name was Whack-a-Mole, and he was hit by a car. He was only hit because he was outside, and he was only outside because I took him to live with my parents because Moleyoley did…

...approval for boys didn’t come until 2009, and it wasn’t added to the list of vaccines for boys until 20011.

Anything this century?

Identification and proof of citizenship, mainly.

Who is the girl on the left? I just can’t place her.

I don’t know why I even still watch this show. I haven’t really enjoyed it since season 2. So... morbid curiosity? Yeah, I think that’s it.

I order my steak rare or medium-rare, depending on the restaurant’s track record, and I refuse to eat it any other way, no matter how many times it needs to go back.

I completely believe that Cosby is a rapist and that he deserves the vilification he’s getting—in fact, he deserves eleventy billion times more vilification! But how could you possibly argue against someone who hasn’t been proven guilty of a crime defending himself against those accusations? If his victims are allowed…

This is just how it is in math and science, institutionally. I actually had a great experience in grad school even though every single professor I worked with was male; Pitt’s math department is fantastic that way. But the problem is still there in the background.

What did he want the university to do? Did they neglect to tell him to not drink the piss, or was that inadequate because he has no control over his own actions?

I agree that this guy deserves to eat a bag of dicks more than he deserves to eat corned beef, but how are missing fries a minor thing that doesn’t deserve to be complained about? It just bugs me that that’s included in the list of complaints that aren’t legit. I wouldn’t expect my food to be comped over most of those…

I wanted the dog to be the main character.

Best comment ever.

No way does their pizza look that good.

LIES.

Well, I sure am glad that I never paid money to it.