I'll give it a try when I get home from work, but this was quite some time ago, and, like I said, I actually saw it on TV.

When the sample size is a better projection of the scaled measurements of a female body, it is absolutely not insane to make that the standard for an off-the-rack size. I don't know anything about this particular woman, but her figure—very little excess body fat but fairly large breasts—is a statistical outlier among…

We could rephrase this finding as "children raised by adoptive parents are turning out better (duh) than children on average." It's nice to confirm that gay parents are just as good as heterosexual parents, but I like to anticipate the likely criticism and not overstate the scope of the conclusion.

It's his lawn and it's his statue. I certainly hope you're not trying to argue that it's obscene, but that's the only legitimate reason you could present for advocating its removal. For every person who thinks this stupid statue should be removed, there's someone else who thinks they have a constitutional right to…

Thank you. I was seriously wondering what to be most appalled by: the wage discrimination, the fact that employees put up with wage discrimination because the deck is stacked against them, or the fact that people think the wage discrimination is unfair but still legal.

I agree.

I'm going to try one more time.

I think you misunderstood. The instructions were to prepare to have a real abortion not because you would still be pregnant and presumably unwilling to have the baby, but because they were legally required t0 advise you to terminate the pregnancy after having used Plan B for medical reasons. If hair dye included an…

Why do you even bother if you're going to criticize them literally no matter what they do?

There's such a shitty lack of understanding of math in these comments that I want to ask you to marry me just for trying.

It's not their fault. They watched "The Walking Dead" and now have a killer understanding of zombie biology but a terrible understanding of how pregnancy works.

This is a bad counterargument. There really is a lot more to it than this. For one thing, when I took Plan B, the instructions were to be ready to go have a real abortion if you wound up pregnant anyway. That's a little more complicated than, uh, hair dye.

And it's not like anyone's life is made better when the low socio-economic class bully's parents have to pay the school and still can't make their kid behave.

I get your point, I really do, but there's still something missing here.

I don't agree with every single written for anything, including my own online diary. I'm just saying that Jezebel is pretty easy to predict, and it seems hard not to anticipate whether what at you'll read in the posts in the comments is going to push your buttons or make visiting the site worthwhile.

This situation is shitty enough without us accusing the concerned parties, the unconcerned parties, Obama, Republicans, activist judges, each other, etc. of being shit heads for not having the exact same highly emotional response.

I do not want this. I know I could easily drop 15 pounds if I stopped drinking, but then how would I cope with my life? Pointing out how even more counterproductive my coping mechanism actually is just stresses me out and I think I need a sea breeze if I'm going to think about this any longer.

Fuck Neil Gaiman. Get that man a chair, a desk, and a typewriter and post a guard until he finishes a chapter.

I'm sorry, and this is a really nice gesture and all, but I just don't think it's going to work.

Agreed. Her primary run was infuriating for me because everyone kept assuming I would be voting for her.