The ones you see advertised at really low prices aren't for gaming, but it's not like we only sell the shitty computers during back-to-school. We try to sell ALL of the computers and ALL of the upgrades and ALL of the services, and I can sell you a very good gaming PC, and that it will be a much better deal later in…

The reason not to buy a PC now is because they're about to go on sale for back-to-school in a couple months.

Oh, it has something to do with which groups currently and historically wield privilege and power. You know. Ask a feminist.

Could we just put all of the guilty players on one team, and then let all the other players elect their superstar team, and see who wins?

Am I the only one who thinks the throat-cutting looks silly? Like, giggle at it silly?

This isn't even about being aware of your own sexuality as a child. It's about dignity and respect as a human being. Down here, everything is gay. School is gay. Lunch is gay. That car is gay. It's so incredibly pervasive in this state that even if you're saying that yes, you know people use this word, you do…

I have never laughed so hard about horse camp.

The problem with your toddler cursing isn't all about it reflecting poorly on your parenting skills. The older she gets, the more it becomes a reflection of her vocabulary and ability to articulate her thoughts in an appropriate way. You want her to have those skills. Start now.

Oh, sorry. That thud was my jaw hitting the floor when I looked again and realized what you were talking about.

No. This isn't batshit.

"I have more experience doing comedy than you have being a woman."

Yes. The first one is being a Christian and being immoral. The second one is being a politician in America. ;)

Wait, so, what happened to this? I googled, and nothing. We all know about this and we're just going to stare at each other like we forgot where we put the handcuffs?

If she can stand to be married to a politician, is it really that much more to ask her to be married to that politician? I'm being serious, though. American politicians are necessarily corrupt and deceitful, and their public stances have less to do with their personal feelings than with their re-election campaign. …

I think this is the first truly "catty" thing I've ever seen posted around here. I don't go out of my way to look for it, but, well, here we are.

I've got O'Reilly on hold as soon as you need the War on Christmas.

Well, yes, about Roseanne.

I think you're exactly right. Sharing an experience with a group of people does not entitle you to define that experience for everyone else. I think it's great if a rape survivor successfully copes with her experience through humor, or if her experience has no effect on what she thinks is funny. But it's not fair…

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I stand in awe of your analysis.