Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming

Slug & Ant are treasures.

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#Notallhandwarmers

Politics 101: When your target demographic thinks you have nothing to offer them, your message isn't working. Feminists need to realize that these indifferent young women are not the problem. And neither is the media. And neither is the patriarchy. You're the problem. If feminism is no longer a word or a concept…

Oh, PLEASE. Like we can't do BOTH. IT'S CALLED STAR TREK: VOYAGER and also the FUTURE. SPACE FEMINISM, LADIES, FEMINISM IN SPACE. WOMEN GET TO WEAR SHINY SILVER JUMPSUITS ALL DAY WHILE DRIVING SPACESHIPS AND AIN'T NOTHING ANY MAN OR MALE ALIEN CAN DO ABOUT IT. GET WITH IT, LANA.

Choking + SpaceX? Continue please, and how may I subscribe to your newsletter?

If male nurses get so distracted by the female body, they may wish to reconsider their chosen profession...

Because he's looking you in the eye, not at your chest. Takes a little getting used to.

Seriously! You wouldn't have to negotiate that awkward "Sex now?" "No sex now, hole is hurty," thing with your partner. You'd just walk down hill to the hut, no questions asked. And all the other bitches from your hood would be there! SLEEPOVER! Who brought the Midol!?

Oh what we don't have to go in the hut anymore?

Shiiiit. Speak for yourself. That story took up my whole Monday.

Yep. Speculators keep speculatin'. I am NOT letting this story die until we find out the TRUTH!

I REFUSE TO GIVE UP! Something is going to surface. Perhaps... THE AUDIO!

...so...basically this translates to: "We are not telling you plebeians shit about our life...so we are throwing you this bone for you all to fight over. Now go buy our albums."
...okkkkkaaaaayyyyy.

Funding for that was cut.

That my opinions are secretly facts.

We must inform Garfunkel and Oates.