At first I thought the statement was that they named their kid "chylde".

I find it funny that I was literally explaining this new modern dynamic to my dad on Father's day.

I wanted to leave this comment on the article itself, but it wants me to create an account so fuck that. I'll leave it here.

I live on the West Coast, where I know that if I get knocked up and I don't want a kid I can take care of the situation. I take comfort in the fact that my say is the last in the matter, regardless of what anyone else wants. It's one of the very few legitimate inequalities between the sexes that results in the woman…

The thing Beyonce is best at is making people think she's the "Queen" when really there are about 3+ other pop stars that make way more appealing music than her. She's on her way out. As in, has already peaked. I can't wait until more people realize that. Her PR team is trying to pull one over on us.

No one ever talks about how creepy Ariel's dude looks

Miss Farrah brought all of this on herself by Tweeting that her co-star had a small penis. James Deen has a huge female fan base. Of course people are going to turn it around.

Whatever. She went there and publicly insulted someone's junk, her junk is now being publicly insulted. This is why some people feel the need to call themselves "humanists" instead of "feminists".