That’s a messed-up way to treat people, man.

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Chris, I love you to death, but you’re on a slippery ass slope here. You took a bold stand - one that likely cost you your professional career - and you’ve rightfully been commended for that. But where does it end? You could sell your big house in Orange County, move to the Inland Empire, and donate the delta to…

That’s exactly what’s wrong with this country (and humanity as a whole) - the idea that money is more valuable than doing the right thing. LeBron has made enough to support himself and the next ten generations of his family from ever having to work again. Would he like to earn more? Undoubtedly, but never playing…

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?