I have a feeling Matt will be the one to survive because Wood Nymph Gaga wants him.

Brienne, there are many that hope you will have a makeout session with Jamie in the Riverlands, so they'd be disappointed in you saying these things!

That wasn't a lovely cock! It had warts and was being squeezed in a horrible way.

Louis CK. He talked about meeting Ewan McGregor and was like, "Holy shit I'd fuck his face." Very understandable reaction.

"Pictures are hung, people are hanged," was how it was explained to me by my English teacher/medieval execution history buff.

It was pointed out elsewhere that sisters were more dominant in comparison to their brothers in this episode (Sansa, Margaery, Cersei, Yara).

I like your portmanteau the best because it's the hardest to pronounce.

I know in the books characters are all like, "Oh, Val is so hawt and strong and gutsy." But as soon as she was mean to Shireen, I thought, "Bitch, bye."

I'm not a book reader, so I have no idea about the whole La Dame Blanche thing in the story's context. When I heard it, I just assumed they were referring to the folklore figures, the white ladies who show up in the forest and you need to suck up to them or they kill you (I may be editorializing). I don't know how…

Would it be tacky if I sang along in the theater, or would I get a pass on this one?

The music video is a classic!

Ilana answered this in a Broad City episode to Abbi: "I would shoot you in the face, then I'd shoot myself." Abbi: "Why would you shoot me in the face? Also, you said that too fast."