Chanel No. 12 - For when you want to smell like low tide.

Fucking relax.

I spent the 8th grade as the only non-white student in an affluent suburban school. Needless to say, many students made it their priority to make that year suck. Thankfully there were a couple normal kids that chose not to torture me, and of them there was a young woman I’ll never forget because of the time she so…

But is it more offensive to assume transgender people lack any sense of humor about their lives at all?

It’s noodles with a present for you inside. And that present is cheese.

I’m actually totally sober and eating ravioli, but it has been known to have a similar effect.

Looks like we just threw a “hero’s dose” of shade...

He orders them from the catalog.

I appreciate your effort, but I must admit, I didn’t read this piece. The title was enough. Thank you.

I’m honestly in the same boat with Rami Malek, he’s strangely attractive in motion, but looking at still pictures I’m just like “frog?”

Yeah I can’t judge, cuz I think Rami Malek is simultaneously adorable and just wall-eyed weird looking. (Also I wish I was good enough at Kinja to make this picture not huge.)

Ask Tom Cruise and his symmetrical yet disturbing teeth.

I would 100% take a sex nap with Benicio Del Toro.

They are definitely made of Bargain Bin Odds and Ends.

Def just said “oh damn” out loud. And I’m a dude who only occasionally kisses other dudes. Young C. Waltz had it going on.

That is not how parts work.

I agree. Let’s feast our eyes upon Mr. Waltz, shall we? Mmmmmmm.

I am sleepy, but that’s by the by. Didn’t mean to be too rude but I am sick of people trying to talk against racism but then immediately grouping people together based on skin colour and treating them as a single group with certain characteristics.

This might be the absolute WORST choice of forum to open this discussion, but here goes: Consciously, I know the difference between a white person generalizing/stereotyping about a black person, and vice versa. ...But I still feel, I guess, uncomfortable, when I hear things like “That’s white people shit.” I mean, I…

I like how it falls into his obsession of labeling everything with a bat-centric name. Wonder if there are other tiny labels on the armour, Bat-helmet, bat-codpiece etc.