Jesus this is depressing

Like bad isn’t the word. I don’t feel bad for him exactly. But this is sad and gross in the same way his predatory behavior toward Ivanka and Tiffany is sad and gross.

+1 threw up in my mouth.

Here is how Trump stories go.... if Trump comes off like a rich, pompous dick, it’s probably true. If he or his ilk come off caring, nice or loving it’s completely horse shit.

I think at some point the 3 older kids probably sat down and took a blood oath to just play along so they can get ingrained into the businesses and full stakes in his will. Because let’s be real, if any of them tried to walk away from him, he’d spend whatever it took to ruin their lives. Because he’s a vengeful prick.

Donald Trump Jr. and Ted Cruz deserved to have each other as roommates in college

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

Huh? I always associate them with people who are well-off. I keep my house a little cold but just wear a shit ton of layers.

Does this guy deliver them to your house?

Counterpoint: Snuggies are bathrobes for over-sized children.

Bathrobes are not a scam! They are so cozy and warm, which is great if you are waiting for your UberEats outside, or staying home sick, or just trying to summon up the willpower to leave your nice, warm bed for the sad, chilly realities of your basement apartment.

oh yeah ok, with the explanation I see what you’re saying.

Ooooooh, so THOSE are the green people that get brought up every time someone says, “I don’t care if someone is black, white, purple* or green.”

#GreenLivesMatter

Yes, _God_. Got stuck behind a woman last weekend who was parsing just how flat a flat white (no, I have no idea what that was about) wanted more vanilla shots in a mocha but not so many it would be non-mocha (for her boyfriend. Who still wasn’t happy with the result.); and debated how much dark chocolate shots can go…

I may or may not have written a letter to Howard Schultz challenging him to go to any Starbucks unannounced, act as a barista and engage customers in a discussion on race.

Indeed. If people are going to be holding up the line with a conversation, it better be about cunnilingus and baked goods.

The people who give agonizingly specific orders, for drinks that include three versions of everything in the shop, all mixed “just so.”

Those people in front of you sound like real assholes.