Once again, here’s the usual plea for information sources for folks who choose not to be stalked by Mark Zuckerberg. Non-Facebook sources of info?

I was with you until ‘Fuck Seinfeld’. Sorry: it’s a great show.

They will still find a way to blame it on black and brown people, feminists, greedy China, the cost of protecting our fredumz from radical Islam and, of course, illegitimate Kenyan golfer and founder of ISIS, Barack Obama. And probably Fancy Nancy Pelosi. Somehow.

And if your daddy was nearing death’s door and as fickle, vindictive, and rich as Trump is, would you say a single disparaging word about him and risk losing out on any inheritance? Girl is trying to become a lawyer, that shit costs money. Money you know she doesn’t have if she’s spurned and burned by her father.

She has the face of a blow-up doll. Not judging — that’s just what she reminds me of.

This has been a conversation at the dinner table a few times. I get the exact same vibe.

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

Naps after a big bottle of wine- us plebes call that being passed out.

I have a feeling when Jeffrey dies, she’s going to have him mummified and propped up in the house. She’ll pretend that he’s still alive, like Weekend at Bernie’s

Winning means you get second or third place and you get to be the bachelorette. Honorable mention is being entertaining enough to get to go on bachelor in paradise.

Not after Trump guts health care

I wonder if he’ll see the irony now that his tinfoil bros will turn their backs on him and call him a “crisis actor.” Will they harass his family like they harass Sandy Hook’s families? You are not the hero you wanted to be bruh :( *womp womp*

can you imagine what that’s like? Going online, making friends with all the other conspiracy nuts? Now all of his friends think he’s part of a false flag operation? That’s gotta hurt.

So over the past couple of days I’ve been visiting Infowars and I gotta tell you something.....we’re surrounded by some seriously fucked in the head fellow citizens.

This still makes me laugh.

I really like Nick which is just proof that i have terrible taste in men.

Oh my god, they all love Titanic?

And Emma Thompson is the best Emma of all!

My mom did. Her review: