Taking the tentacle monster out of Watchmen was the smartest thing in the whole movie. The plot they replaced it with - Ozymandias framing Doctor Manhattan for acts of terrorism and mass destruction - was both more plausible, and served a better narrative purpose by providing an extra reason for Manhattan to leave…

Yet the New York Times and Joe Scarborough keep telling me that the reason these people are so utterly vile is because people like me say mean things about them.

It seems pretty obvious that his quote was suggesting Israel has a disproportionate influence on US international policy in that region compared with other countries. That assert would in fact be factually correct.

There are plenty of Jews in Israel and America both who have issues with Israeli policy re: the Palestinians, but as soon as a black Muslim dude says it, he’s an anti-Semite? Yeah, that’s bullshit.

I had to go elsewhere to find out what he said that was so controversial. Hold on to your butts:

Seems to me that the War on Christmas is going about as well as the War on Drugs.

You are a hero and an inspiration to us all.

My holiday card this year says “Happy Holidays” in ten different languages and I’m giving them to all my miserable Republican neighbors along with $25 donated to “liberal” causes in their names.

It’s a special snowflake version of “Tommy.”

I am saddest about not having a fitting conclusion to Betty’s story. Betty was definitely the best part of Masters of Sex.

But this was 1998, not 1898! I don’t get how the medical expert knew so little about hymens! I mean, the banana seat bicycles of the 70's and 80's alone were enough to inform most of us about hymen oopsies.

That wasn’t the state of medical science at the time. It’s always been common knowledge that some hymens are more fragile than others and can be damaged by normal activity. I think it was mentioned in my fifth grade health class.

This is totally what I was getting. There are racial undertones here that are really gross, and it has nothing to do with the Tweeter.

This article is jumping to the conclusion that a Black man talking about meeting white girls on a holiday weekend equals rape and they want us to make that conclusion as well.

Really fucking tired of people pretending like the same racist, sexist, homophobic shit that’s gone on forever is somehow ‘anti-establishment’ or ‘edgy.’ That is just the status quo.

Okay, first, as long as both parties are over the age of 25 or so I don’t usually judge on age differences, but telling that story is definitely a “no, no.” Full stop. I mean, if you wanna be that guy who is with someone young enough to be your granddaughter then you do you, but don’t emphasize it. Nobody wants to…

Star this comment if you’ve ever fallen up the stairs. You’re not alone!

You guys, I’m trying to work here and these nicknames for Kaine are freaking distracting me!! Papi sounds good, too. Oh Jesus.

You’re right, but the point is that TSwift and her people denied that the conversation even took place. Tay has been caught in a lie and her “poor me” narrative is starting to bite her in her perky 25-year old ass.

They announced the team members in alphabetical order.