Exactly. These Wannabe Vulcan guys are all the same... They’re scared of what they’re feeling, so they put on this hysterical “I’m rational and emotionless, I’m not like you weak humans and your feelings” front. But it’s always a facade that comes with a wobbly lower lip, because what they think sounds like…

There is no way he has genitals. He’s just all....smooth

No, but a giant, dying orangutan is.

It doesn’t even seem like a tough call, she’s on record at having dated three members of the administration or campaign. This is a point where, if her fellas weren’t such reprehensible villains, I would say that it is kind of normal for a single person, working a high stress, time consuming job in their twenties to…

Somebody’s banging the whole White House

Yes! I know that every single day, Trump does something that undermines all sense of reason and reality in our world, and it casts statements like these as just weird quirks among his other monstrous characteristics. But...wanting all sharks to die is a REALLY FUCKED UP POSITION. I mean, who even has that thought?…

I’m waiting for the tweets.

Or he doesn’t care, because it would piss off the liberals and that’s all that matters.

In Soviet Russia, sharks have you.

Trump wants to present to the world as the most alpha guy around, but he’s deeply insecure. When he sees a real apex predator like a shark, it reminds him of all of his many inadequacies so he lashes out.

Naturally the dumb fuck president doesn’t understand what an ecosystem is and how goddamn vital sharks are to that ecosystem remaining healthy / functional.

Most premium sharks

“I ate a tire last week that was more tender than that!”

Bruce 2020! Stalling film productions FOR AMERICA!!

Would rather the giant shitty animatronic shark from JAWS were president than Trump tbqh.

Trump’s noted disdain for animals/lack of having a pet points very seriously to his lack of empathy. Animals are pretty easy to empathize with, adding in “The Arms of an Angel” just sweetens the deal.

This is excellent. Breathe if you agree.

I love you for that. I regret that I have only one star to give.

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; then I grabbed her by the pussy.