I’d tell younger-me to leave, just leave. Oh, and to remember Apple and Google.

Never thought about it before, but yes. I was a pre-Grindr gay and always fell in love in chat rooms, and I thought 21 was way too old to still have a V-card. I took the walk of shame through Times Square and cried all the way back home on the subway.

When I was 19 I was kind of wild. My friends and I did every drug we get our hands on and through all of that, I never once killed two people for fucking shits and giggles.

Right. What makes people think that she would be less dangerous? Because she’s white, female and old with a conservative bob?

They run pages and infiltrate comment boards. Steal content and identities, and post propaganda everywhere. Talking shit online is one thing, a coordinated effort to spread malicious info everywhere is totally another. We used to not be cool with foreign influence in our elections. I guess the sting of the black dude…

“We don’t allow inauthentic accounts on Facebook.”

The Greatest Generation is voting for these clowns.

Kris Kobach knows perfectly well there’s no such thing as “getting in line” for a green card.

The Death star wasn’t a hive of scum and villainy at all.

“They came in presumably with a parent or parents, and so the correct policy is for us to enforce federal law and deport the whole family to the home country,” he said on CNN.

Ah yes, The Forgotten Man. The poor white guy who has somehow been “forgotten” and led down a dark path by a nefarious....Darkie. White men of the past can only wag a shamefilled finger as Obama destroyed America.

Hm. Not quite exploiting the First Daughter gig as best she could...

Any time I see a truly overweight person at the gym, I think to myself that person must have stones of steel to come out and dare to fitness while fat in our shaming culture. Most people would crumple in the face of the constant side-eye and smirks you know they’re enduring.

I was at an event and some lady selling essential oils had a toddler named Truxton.

Come on,this story got posted 1 hour ago and has 10 comments. On a long weekend. There has never been a post about a celebrity no matter how vapid that got such a low response. Burying our head in the sand about what this says about us explains how we got a reality star in the White House.

...departed Earth just a few days after Donald Trump was elected president...

Beyond amazing! Meanwhile I’m over here like I DON’T WANNA MOW THE LAWN!

She reminds of Martin Shkreli crossed with Cersei Lannister and Paris Hilton.m.

Julius is a good name for a giraffe.