This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

Yup, my husband is one of them--he looked over at my red-welted body and asked, “Do they itch?” Miraculously, he survived!

45?

Was it at least her own leg she was throwing? I need to know before I form an opinion.

At least the teenage boys are the ones who should be attracted to her everybody else is just gross.

I’m only 35 years old but I find myself walking around shaking my fist at the sky a lot more than I had imagined I would be doing at this age.

For blind people, you dummy!

Why do they need to close caption things that are visible on screen.
*Bart has a red shirt*

An adventurer is someone who gets paid by rich people to go and steal artifacts for their private collections.

The Krystal Beth and Whack he sold me was a little weak, but it did the trick.

Clownopeen

Sic the corgis on him, Stassa!

I’m betting that after Trump’s legal team counseled him to refrain from tweeting today, he decided to dictate some tweets to Jr.

The Brendan Fraser movie is a gem, dammit!

They were going for “sexy creature.” I imagine the director said something like, “Definitely mummy, but a fuckable mummy, you know?”

Wow that review comment. Next up -  Bollywood film was really​ reminiscent of early No Doubt.

Poor Brendan Fraser. The 90s era movie was so great.

It cannot be said enough. Suicide Squad is the worst movie ever made.