I SAID GOOD DAY!

So what you’re saying is that his casting as Gilderoy Lockheart was on-point?

I had not known I had a need for this GIF in my life until now.

To be fair, this is Poirot:

“Everyone was happy! Everyone was smiling! All of the women were ovulating! And all of the men had erections!”

Remember this?

Oh dear god Rachel’s accompaniment has my dying

So, my initial reaction was, “Who is the director who did this to him?!?” And then I saw that Branaugh is the director... and I realized he chose this look for himself...

I AM a Poirot superfan (actually Agatha superfan, I own every single book she’s written including the atrocious romance novels she wrote under the pseudonym Mary Westmacott). I’m such a superfan in fact that my purse has WWPD printed on one side and WWMMD on the other- Agatha fans will get what this means ; ) Greatest…

Spicer: *storms back to the podium after 35 minutes* “PERIOD!!” *storms off again*

Anybody want to go in on a bet as to when this motherfucker Spicer has a stroke over semantics?

That looks like 8-year-old me trying to give myself a moustache by holding the dog’s tail over my upper lip. And the goatee looks like grey paint.

Gilderoy Lockhart is Hercule Poirot in Murder on the Hogwarts Express.

Is it just me or is Spiceboy beginning to resemble The Phantom of the Opera?

I love that this spat happened with a Brietbart goon. If they turn on Trumpenstein it will be glorious to behold.

If you don’t fucking love PowerPoints, you haven’t been made to sit through enough talks without PowerPoints.

...and the Breitbart reporter seems really disappointed that Trump’s beautiful wall isn’t the grand statement of American isolationism that he hoped it to be

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*