I’m still in the greys, so I’ll make the most of it and say what everyone else is thinking:

Exactly. And I’m hoping there’s an extensive screening process for her mental health in doing this. It’s one thing to be a surrogate for your child under the right conditions. It’s a very different situation, considering she lost her child a few years ago. My cousin died when I was a kid (almost 30 years ago), and my…

If raw cookie dough takes me out, it’ll be worth it. And my obituary would be the best ever.

And it taking another HOUR to find it, knowing the whole time you’re looking for a decapitated head that’s been exposed to the elements for about a week.

We use the exact same stuff, but somehow still smell completely different. I wish I smelled as good as he does.

Couldn’t agree more.

French greys are my personal favorite. :)

Also, I adore your screen name.

This a thousand times over.

You just made my day. Thank you!

If it makes you feel any better, pretty sure I got sent to the greys because I defended my looks in a debate with a troll two years ago, while in the throes of a serious alcohol problem.

Jesus H...I just can’t. And I don’t even know why this makes me so mad. My husband kisses my hand every morning before work. But we have also been together for 15 years, and it saves him from my awful unbrushed morning breath. If he did it in public, I would probably die of embarrassment. And think it was creepy as…

THIS. Thank you.

One of the biggest regrets of my life was not putting down my darling cat, when he was stricken with cancer and obviously on his way out.

Awesome! Thanks!!

Awesome! Thanks!!

THANK YOU.

I suggest that you brush up on your understanding of domestic violence.

That's awful. I'm truly sorry. WTF?!

This is is such a great idea in all seriousness.

THIS a thousand times over.