EVERY NIGHT BELONGS TO JEFF GOLDBLUM

Y’all gonna make me lose this cough, up in here...

I think that one is “The Changeling,” with Nomad the space probe.

I read a few chapters online, and it was so terrible that I seriously thought someone had just made up what I read and passed it off as the actual book on their site. It was like someone’s keyboard just vomited. Alas, it was the real deal. I am floored by how bad it was.

I’m pretty sure that’s a standard word in Guy Fieri’s vocabulary.

Random story: when I was in middle school (20+ years ago), my best friend had a dream that I had a baby named Larkin.

I had the same thing happen not too long ago! Except he only touched my hand when he pulled the “Well, he isn’t here,” line when I told him I was married.

Ted, just admit it.

I only saw that one a couple of times (last time being 10+ years ago), and couldn’t quite remember the ending. Thanks.

I’m aware that this is low-hanging fruit in terms of a response to this post, but YOU WERE ALL THINKING THE SAME THING WHEN YOU READ IT!!

This.

SERIOUSLY. I think Chris Carter occasionally threw his hands up and said, “Fuck it, anything can happen on this show, so let’s just do it.”

Amen. I was 12 when it started. I used to write ‘shipper fanfic when I couldn’t sleep, years before I had regular Internet access and discovered how many other people did the same damn thing. And occasionally (ok, frequently) worked myself into the scenarios. Alas, I destroyed it all out of fear my mother/siblings…

There was an episode (Paper Hearts) in which a serial killer claimed to have murdered Samantha, but it isn’t proven. And later, it’s revealed that she was (supposedly) used in an exchange by the Syndicate for an alien fetus.

You just made my day.

They announced the verdict over the intercom at my Catholic middle school, and everyone started freaking out.

Events that we know next to nothing about. Even if her friends drunkenly hollered something at the SUV, it does NOT make them responsible for another person’s choice to discharge a firearm into their vehicle.

No. The asshole who shot her is responsible, straight-up.

“...psychological break between ‘carrying around a gun and occasionally firing it at people’ and ‘I am killing someone.’”