Okay, so you're in your twenties.

Yeah. I get that.

I'm not trying to argue.

Schizophrenics are also more prone to violence than the general population, but they aren't mentioned here. And it would be just as disturbing and unfair if they were.

It gets better, for real. I had horrible skin through my teens and early twenties. Almost-went-on-Accutane bad. When I when I hit 27, of all ages, it was like a switch flipped. I mean, I still get zits occasionally, but it's SO different. It was strange, and I obviously will never forget the agony it caused, but…

I kind of see where you're coming from, but it's a stretch. Lumping in "drunks" with criminals is really unnecessary. A lot of people just don't understand the disease, and makes it even more difficult to address when the stigma is reinforced this way.

I wash my hair every day. I'm Euro/white, and naturally greasy. So greasy that if I don't wash it, it looks wet within 24 hours. And my hair is super short, so it dries quickly, and it's easy to deal with. I have a LOT of hair, but it's very fine.

While I get your basic point, what's up with equating wife beaters with drunks?

Who is the woman in the middle? Because I want to be her.

Possibly my favorite comment ever.

At least twenty other people, PLUS this poor ten-year-old, died. And then think of all the other innocents who sustained injuries.

Sooooo hypothetically, what should a person do (a friend of mine, of course) if she ingested Chex mix, and didn't do so orally?

Just over a year ago, my husband and I went out to dinner. I stuck the leftovers in the back seat. When we pulled onto our street, I remembered that we needed paper towels (I go through SO MANY paper towels. They're like disposable security blankets for me). My gallant guy offered to run back out for some after…

Have a little priest.

I still hear her in my head every time I use coriander (that's what makes the gravy grander!).

You and Rebecca just schooled me. I definitely don't remember that (to be fair, I was REALLY young, and most of the portion of my brain reserved for TV trivia went to The X Files).

If you hear any distant explosions:

There are obviously some pretty epic aliases on Jez, but one of my absolute favorites is JurassicaFletcher.

She's a kid in high school, and they removed lines from her face.

Oooookay, so Google just taught me that I have a decade on him.