ahem...#WhySoSerious?

That phrase is uttered no less than twice a week in this house.

Noted. And I like you a whole lot, so I'll never confuse the two of you.

Seriously. I'm thinking about a bowl of Blue Buffalo for breakfast to see if it makes my hair grow any faster.

It's disappointing that someone with such a great screen name submits so many inane-trying-to-be-clever posts.

So glad I'm not the only one. The hot dog contests gross me out, but I REALLY want to inhale a big-ass rare sirloin right now.

AMERICAN cheese, dammit!

BD Wong. YESYESYES.

Am I missing something with Miley's red lines? I have scars on my face in that pattern (and used to hide them with rhinestones). Call them my "tiger stripes."

I got a pixie cut earlier this week. Brought a picture of Audrey as a guide for the stylist, and it came out BANGIN'. The woman has style in spades.

This makes me see red.

I actually grew up with a girl named Wynter.

Women are going to harm themselves. Women are going to harm their fetuses in botched abortion attempts. Women are going to die. Babies are going to end up abandoned and abused.

Good on your friends! That actually sounds pretty hot. ;)

That's what she said.

Well, that's SO much better.

the "BS" abbreviation used by many commenters here seems to become more depressingly appropriate with every move this organization makes.

When I was trying on wedding dresses, I was stunned by the weight of many of them. Regardless of one's eating habits or figure, hauling 20+ pounds on your frame all day would be understandably exhausting.

Depends!

there IS no argument, because PIE ALWAYS WINS.