these are fantastic. Not a rap, but now that you have me scrolling through his youtube channel at work, this one was amazing:

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

Terrell OWNS morelike.

I still got it. Oh yeah.

What are these “net points” you speak of?

This is why you fight for gross points, kids. Net is bullshit. You tell them to shove their net points up their ass.

You miss every shot you don’t take

Next victim’s father...

Margraves: “Your Honor, can you grant me 5 minutes alone in a locked room with this...demon?” 

Uh, I feel for this guy but this didn’t happen to him, it happened to his daughters. If he wants to help them he needs to be there for them, which means staying out of jail.

Vigilante justice is not great. Larry’s going to die in prison, no need for anyone else to ruin their life over him.

The most underrated scary part of the video is the coldness in Steven Adams’ eyes when he decides this is the moment he will kill a man.

2-OK, the fan should not have been out there (On the court), but the clip made it look like he was a few yards away from Westbrook and Westbrook walked close to him to gather the ball, not like the fan was chasing after, closing in on, or confronting Westbrook. When Westbrook got close; the fan yelled

Space they should be? He’s on the court screaming in his face. I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

Twin Towers? These two gentlemen disagree, one from the afterlife.

Keep thinking that Robinson and Duncan were the Twin Towers. It’s like you don’t remember any guys at all.

Good for him I thought. Maybe I should have flipped over.

Guess that’s the Enzo of his career. No Amore wrestling for him.

Professional athletes shouldn’t compete in 103-degree weather.

(Hates self for 2nd post defending Simmons...) It was a “Reader” who sent in that paragraph. Simmons said, “NO.”

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